Quotes from Campers

Even with REI right down the road from our house, Aaron and I still love to visit Old Town Outfitters from time to time. As far as outdoor equipment goes (clothing, tents, sleeping bags, knick-knacks, etc.), they usually have the best sales (unless you're ordering online...then Campmore has them beat). We love Old Town Outfitters because the staff is absolutely wonderful, they carry great brands of gear, and they are willing to do whatever it takes to help you find what you need.

I'm on the Old Town Outfitters mailing list and recently got a funny e-mail in my inbox. The following quotes are actual comments left on US Forest registration comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips. Enjoy!

• A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.
• Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.
• Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.
• Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.
• Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.
• The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.
• Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.